“Gaucho” bar in downtown Sao Paolo.

Shit ALL over the walls. Mainly agricultural equipment and neon beer logos. All kitsch and dull.

Except for a large photo of a Brazilian hooker, leaning against a sign-post. Her ass was so huge, the post briefly disappeared between her Lycra-clad cheeks – it was quite hypnotic. 🙂

At 23:00 we were treated to a gaucho-band playing angsty cowboy music, at which point I began to slit open my wrists.